{"id":5187,"date":"2017-10-11T13:00:35","date_gmt":"2017-10-11T17:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maproomblog.com\/?p=5187"},"modified":"2017-10-11T09:25:35","modified_gmt":"2017-10-11T13:25:35","slug":"the-perplexing-river-systems-of-middle-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maproomblog.com\/2017\/10\/the-perplexing-river-systems-of-middle-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;The Perplexing River Systems of Middle-earth&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having ruffled fannish feathers with a post <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tor.com\/2017\/08\/01\/tolkiens-map-and-the-messed-up-mountains-of-middle-earth\/\">critiquing Middle-earth&#8217;s mountains<\/a> and another admitting that\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/katsudon.net\/?p=5700\">they don&#8217;t like fantasy maps<\/a>, Alex Acks returns with a Tor.com post about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tor.com\/2017\/10\/10\/tolkiens-map-and-the-perplexing-river-systems-of-middle-earth\/?utm_source=fb&amp;utm_medium=fbpost&amp;utm_term=tordotcomfbfans-tordotcomallfbposts&amp;utm_content=na-visit-blogpost&amp;utm_campaign=tordotcomallfbposts\">the problems with Middle-earth&#8217;s river systems<\/a>. Specifically, the Anduin, which breaks all kinds of hydrological rules: it cuts across mountain ranges (and parallels the Misty Mountains), it lacks tributaries along one side and it doesn&#8217;t seem to have much of a drainage basin. &#8220;Even if you grant the mountains as things created by the Valar doing their Valar-thing\u2014which means my mental excuse for the Anduin cutting through mountain ranges is void\u2014it still looks weird from a geological perspective.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Another point Acks makes, about Tolkien&#8217;s influence on fantasy maps in general, that I should file for later:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Just as Tolkien\u2019s novels have had a massive influence on epic fantasy as a genre, his map is the bad fantasy map that launched a thousand bad fantasy maps\u2014many of which lack even his mythological fig leaf to explain the really eyebrow-raising geography. The things that make me cringe about the geography of Middle-earth are still echoing in the ways we imagine and construct fantasy worlds today.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Previously:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.maproomblog.com\/2017\/08\/the-messed-up-mountains-of-middle-earth\/\">\u2018The Messed Up Mountains of Middle-earth\u2019<\/a>;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.maproomblog.com\/2017\/08\/two-views-on-fantasy-maps\/\">Two Views on Fantasy Maps<\/a>;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.maproomblog.com\/2017\/09\/the-territory-is-not-the-map\/\">The Territory Is Not the Map<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having ruffled fannish feathers with a post critiquing Middle-earth&#8217;s mountains and another admitting that\u00a0they don&#8217;t like fantasy maps, Alex Acks returns with a Tor.com post about the problems with Middle-earth&#8217;s river systems. Specifically, the Anduin,&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.maproomblog.com\/2017\/10\/the-perplexing-river-systems-of-middle-earth\/\">More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[31,486,397],"class_list":["post-5187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-maps-and-literature","tag-fantasy-maps","tag-middle-earth","tag-tolkien","post_format-post-format-link"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4627,"url":"https:\/\/www.maproomblog.com\/2017\/08\/the-messed-up-mountains-of-middle-earth\/","url_meta":{"origin":5187,"position":0},"title":"&#8216;The Messed Up Mountains of Middle-earth&#8217;","author":"Jonathan Crowe","date":"7 August 2017","format":"link","excerpt":"Science fiction\/fantasy novelist Alex Acks, a geologist by training, has some issues with Middle-earth's mountain ranges. \"Middle-earth\u2019s got 99 problems, and mountains are basically 98 of them.\" Basically it comes down to how Tolkien's mountain ranges intersect at right angles\u2014and mountains don't\u00a0do that. 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